A director is doing a movie on ancient Rome historical story. In the midst of filming, the director suddenly realised an actor is wearing a watch on his wrist, so he immediately yell using the loud hailer: "Hey, take off your watch now!"
"Don't make a fuss about it," the actor answered steadily, "My watch has Roman characters on its dial."
A man ask a stingy guy, "what are you doing?"
"I'm learning braille reading," answered stingy guy.
"Why do you wanna learn braille reading? Is your vision getting weaker?" the man continue to ask.
"Nope. I just want to be able to save electricity while I do my reading at night."
A man panickingly run into police station and request the police officer to imprison him immediately. The man admit that he did something wrong, because he hit his wife with a forceps.
Police officer asked him, "Did you killed her?"
"No," he answered, "that is why I need to come here immediately!"
Husband: Dear, why do you always put my photo in your work suitcase?
Wife: When there's a problem, regardless how difficult it is, I'll be able to solve it at once after I see your photo.
Husband: See! I'm so important to you!
Wife: Indeed, when I look at your photo, I'll tell myself that there's nothing on earth more difficult than THIS!
It was Jenny's birthday and she was doing some gardening in the house. Her husband asked what she wants for her birthday; Jenny wanted a new diamond ring, so she raised her hand and said: "Look at this bare hand."
Later, Jenny eagerly open the present box, and she saw a pair of rubber gloves!
I also want to be YB
During election time, a YB is doing his very best to campaign for reappointment, so he said, "In order to provide better life to people in this area, I still need to work very hard, so please give me another chance to service you. You all must know, being a parliament member is not an easy job anymore, it's very difficult now..." and then, a voice from the crowd replied, "Indeed, YB, it's not easy to take up the job, but who doesn't wish to be a YB?"
The crowd laughs!