Jokes and Me?
People like to call me a joker because I tend to make them laugh with my jokes, I don't know why but it just comes naturally. I also like to visit kopitiam (Malaysians' version of coffee shop) for a chit chat with my friends. Some jokes I put it here came up throughout my chit chat with friends. Some jokes I read it from somewhere else. Some jokes here might be a bit lame to you, but I don't care. Some even might be disturbing (18SX) to some of you, sorry, I just can't help with it!
Terrible painter
A painter's friend came to visit him.
Painter: I plan to furbish the wall of this house, and then do some paint drawings on it.
Friend adviced: I think you'd better do the drawings first, only then you do the furbishing.