Mr Tan tell his wife "Darling, today is our Iron Wedding anniversary, I think we should have a celebration. Our marriage has last for 6 years, I think myself must be made by iron."

The Judge: Why did you use your left hand to hit that guy?

A woman tell her friend: My husband knows nothing about romance. I spent so much time to prepare a candlelight dinner and guess what he said?

Friend: He said he didn't like it?

Woman answered: He said, honey, power failure, let's go out for dinner!