During election time, a YB is doing his very best to campaign for reappointment, so he said, "In order to provide better life to people in this area, I still need to work very hard, so please give me another chance to service you. You all must know, being a parliament member is not an easy job anymore, it's very difficult now..." and then, a voice from the crowd replied, "Indeed, YB, it's not easy to take up the job, but who doesn't wish to be a YB?"

The crowd laughs!

A director is doing a movie on ancient Rome historical story. In the midst of filming, the director suddenly realised an actor is wearing a watch on his wrist, so he immediately yell using the loud hailer: "Hey, take off your watch now!"

"Don't make a fuss about it," the actor answered steadily, "My watch has Roman characters on its dial."