Jokes and Me?
People like to call me a joker because I tend to make them laugh with my jokes, I don't know why but it just comes naturally. I also like to visit kopitiam (Malaysians' version of coffee shop) for a chit chat with my friends. Some jokes I put it here came up throughout my chit chat with friends. Some jokes I read it from somewhere else. Some jokes here might be a bit lame to you, but I don't care. Some even might be disturbing (18SX) to some of you, sorry, I just can't help with it!
Don't make a fuss about it
A director is doing a movie on ancient Rome historical story. In the midst of filming, the director suddenly realised an actor is wearing a watch on his wrist, so he immediately yell using the loud hailer: "Hey, take off your watch now!"
"Don't make a fuss about it," the actor answered steadily, "My watch has Roman characters on its dial."