Mary: Jenny, I heard you have divorce with your husband and you have only used one week to settle all the procedures. I guess you must have paid a lot of money to the lawyer!

Jenny: I didn't pay a cent.

Mary: Really? Why?

Jenny: Because he has become my fiancé.

Husband: Dear, why do you always put my photo in your work suitcase?

Wife: When there's a problem, regardless how difficult it is, I'll be able to solve it at once after I see your photo.

Husband: See! I'm so important to you!

Wife: Indeed, when I look at your photo, I'll tell myself that there's nothing on earth more difficult than THIS!

It was Jenny's birthday and she was doing some gardening in the house. Her husband asked what she wants for her birthday; Jenny wanted a new diamond ring, so she raised her hand and said: "Look at this bare hand."

Later, Jenny eagerly open the present box, and she saw a pair of rubber gloves!