A man ask a stingy guy, "what are you doing?"

"I'm learning braille reading," answered stingy guy.

"Why do you wanna learn braille reading? Is your vision getting weaker?" the man continue to ask.

"Nope. I just want to be able to save electricity while I do my reading at night."

A man panickingly run into police station and request the police officer to imprison him immediately. The man admit that he did something wrong, because he hit his wife with a forceps.

Police officer asked him, "Did you killed her?"

"No," he answered, "that is why I need to come here immediately!"