Jokes and Me?
People like to call me a joker because I tend to make them laugh with my jokes, I don't know why but it just comes naturally. I also like to visit kopitiam (Malaysians' version of coffee shop) for a chit chat with my friends. Some jokes I put it here came up throughout my chit chat with friends. Some jokes I read it from somewhere else. Some jokes here might be a bit lame to you, but I don't care. Some even might be disturbing (18SX) to some of you, sorry, I just can't help with it!
The smartest way
A man panickingly run into police station and request the police officer to imprison him immediately. The man admit that he did something wrong, because he hit his wife with a forceps.
Police officer asked him, "Did you killed her?"
"No," he answered, "that is why I need to come here immediately!"