Jokes and Me?
People like to call me a joker because I tend to make them laugh with my jokes, I don't know why but it just comes naturally. I also like to visit kopitiam (Malaysians' version of coffee shop) for a chit chat with my friends. Some jokes I put it here came up throughout my chit chat with friends. Some jokes I read it from somewhere else. Some jokes here might be a bit lame to you, but I don't care. Some even might be disturbing (18SX) to some of you, sorry, I just can't help with it!
I also want to be YB
During election time, a YB is doing his very best to campaign for reappointment, so he said, "In order to provide better life to people in this area, I still need to work very hard, so please give me another chance to service you. You all must know, being a parliament member is not an easy job anymore, it's very difficult now..." and then, a voice from the crowd replied, "Indeed, YB, it's not easy to take up the job, but who doesn't wish to be a YB?"
The crowd laughs!